This'll be the death of me

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

mydogsnokes:

are u ever out with ur friends and u can’t stop thinking about a song and all u wanna do is go home and sit in the dark and listen to that song 45 times in a row