This'll be the death of me

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

halo4:

if im not in a relationship by the end of 2013 im turning to voodoo

jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel